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Happy Easter!
Happy birthday, Hitler.
Happy 4/20!
xD

Happy Easter!
Happy birthday, Hitler.
Happy 4/20!
xD

not-pizza:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

scolipede:

richardsp8-jr:

givemeinternet:

a-pttttbbbblllththth a-ptttbbbblllththth

I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.

If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

dementedtragicbeauty:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

I feel like a warrior now

Not to mention when you are on some types of birth control, like that damn paraguard, the periods are two times as worse. Feels like my uterus is on fire and then trying to treat the burns with rubbing alcohol. Us girls are going through this to pleasure you damn men! You’re welcome.

tasia-reader:

In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit

thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

nerdsandgamersftw:

This dog cosplays much better than I could ever hope for.

DeviantArt user Carrisa (Leafeon-ex) created this amazing Umbreon costume for her dog Jaguar.