Happy birthday, Hitler.
There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them
I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes
I never thought this sound would be represented in letters.
If you didn’t try to make this sound after seeing this gif, then you’re way too normal.
so 90s it physically hurts
10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
I feel like a warrior now
Not to mention when you are on some types of birth control, like that damn paraguard, the periods are two times as worse. Feels like my uterus is on fire and then trying to treat the burns with rubbing alcohol. Us girls are going through this to pleasure you damn men! You’re welcome.
In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”